foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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 - bottoms topping for the first time
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bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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