walmart-stripper:

just watching some quality movies on a friday night

walmart-stripper:

just watching some quality movies on a friday night


meladoodle:

*doctor voice* alright now PUUUSH PUUUSSHH.. good, thanks for that, i have no idea who put that giant boulder in front of the delivery room, but lets get you in there.



circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow


(Source: heroingranola)


mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(Source: misandrywhale)


kikmessenger:

kikmessenger:

i got nervous 

she blocked me

kikmessenger:

kikmessenger:

i got nervous 

she blocked me


(Source: bronzor)


quirkybrittany:

it’s that time of the night/early morning again 

it’s still dark outside but it’s close enough to dawn (。◕‿◕。)

am i still a night blogger or an early morning blogger? o_O

There’s no other blog like quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!


these poor pokemon have to live on this tree for god knows how long knowing nothing but living on the tree until they hit the ground and become pokemon these pokemon are useless until they finally get off the tree. a lot of their life that could have been used cuddling or battling is spent on a tree doing what???? shit all thats what. fuck these pokemon

these poor pokemon have to live on this tree for god knows how long knowing nothing but living on the tree until they hit the ground and become pokemon these pokemon are useless until they finally get off the tree. a lot of their life that could have been used cuddling or battling is spent on a tree doing what???? shit all thats what. fuck these pokemon

(Source: windspro)